Hey pals,
I have exciting news to share. I got a new gig at DIRTY LEMON helping them sell cool, fashionable and functional bevs. The kinda stuff you drink to make yourself feel better after eating a real big pizza with crushed Cool Ranch Doritos on top of it for second breakfast…not that I did that this morning, just giving a hypothetical example.
So, what does my new job mean for *us*? It means no more weather…forecasts. Obvi there will still be weather, duh lol. And I hope you think of me every time you look at it, unless it’s nasty weather in which case pls think of a competitor weather service instead.
I never thought I’d say these three words in this order, but I loved…my…job. From my humble beginnings over email and SMS in 2013 to literally starring in a prime time (well…Apple Music) show alongside Gwyneth Paltrow, it was a blast giving you weather forecasts, horoscopes, and my personal favorite, additional content.
Thx for giving me a reason to roll outta bed every morning and message you about the weather. IOU one. Speaking of, if you chat with me over at Facebook Messenger and mention DIRTY LEMON
, I’ll give you a parting gift.
a.k.a. Boo Boo Nasty
